INVASION 09

 

A picture perfect day heralded an extraordinary Invasion inspired by the Grove’s new Homecoming Queen Urban Sprawl, the denizens of debauchery delivered even more outlandish fare than usual as their imaginations ran wild. Creativity as never before seen dominated the event.

 

Miss Invasion 2009

 

 

The Queen’s posse included Fatal Fawcett, Joey Puissant, Donna Piranha and her two pussies( Bobbi Green and Doreen Rallo),  Mistress Venus and her escort, Cobra, Justin Case & Hugh Haul, Miss Kitty Litter & Trixie, Margo, Coco Love (as a permanently flexed ballerina) with the Garden of Eden group: Acid Betty, Anita Winter & Candy Nasty wearing the same dresses as the judges), Jackie Oasis and  Empress Ann Teague. Our royals: Margo, Lola, Philomena (ever the lady, impeccable as usual)

 

Follow the leader

 

But first, a Blessing

 

The Freedner Twins, permanently conjoined, saw us off to the ferry.

Finally amidst a flurry of bubbles. Ringleader Panzi as the biggest canary ever, herded us in board.

 

 

 

They are waiting on the Pines…………..for

Panzi’s introductions

 

Here is a glossary of the passenger list:

The Leather Men: Steve Rodriguez, Bruce Michael & Joe Saporito, Master Tom;

The Dixie Cup Chicks (Violet & Scarlet), Poly Yourothane, Mademoiselle QUelle Dommage!

Ann Phetamine, Violet Storm, Mona Lisa, Karen & Sheila the Bearded Lady,

Octamom (or Octahag) whose water broke at the Pines, Pop Arotzi, Sweet & Low and Afro Desia,  Fifi Sparkle,  Porn Star Scott Spear, Derel Lick.

 

In a gardening mode: Early Bird Specials, Babes in Bloom, Rosa Thorn, Flora & Fauna, Lady Gardner.

Hedda Schlong, Meloveyou LongTime, Dick Philler, Rabbi Mordin, Trixie Starr,

Patsy Tinkle & the Commodes, Babette,  Betty Rehab, Chateau LaMe, Jean Nate,

Randolfe Wicker, Audrey Heartburn, Dr Marilyn Crabcakes, JoJo Gerard, Angela Mercy,

Recessionista, Miss Behavin, Amy WhineHouse & Blake, Serena, Miss ChiCHi Lopez,

Raven Glitters & Rick Felaney, Dakota Sue (hi Babe), Juicy & Chicklet, Miss Ida KilledtheBitch,

Ritz Crackers, Anita Stoli, Ms YumYum Bankock, Divine Reserection, Miss Blair Waldorf & Miss Serena Handerhoven. Miss Take, Norma Desmond, Daisy Vanderbilt, Mistress Kiki, Sister Christina. Genna St Claire & Marcel Massoso, Gina Del Orifiiche, Perucha, Lovely Betty Bitch, Elizabeth Y Toilet, Messy Mary,

Real Housewives of Cherry Grove: Brook Haven, Beth Page, Roz Lynn & Lynn Brook.

Rule Britannia, Somalia (and his Bailout Bucket).

 

Drag Repair made a spectacular Pines entrance disco dancing on the pier in formation, hair spraying in unison (love these guys; they even repaired one of my nails).

 

Back to the passenger list: Ice Queens, Gary Gardens & Edie, Ms Gal De Trash, Miss Fortune.

Mother (Panzi’s protégé), Judy Jock Strap, Temperance Couture, IKea, Diva Jackie DuPree, Chuck Machete & Tony I’mgonnacutyou,  Martini Negra & Ray Baker, Festive FourthFag, Susan Boyle, Adam Lambert – the Second Place Sisters,

Iman Adress, Fera Mones & Hor Mones, Maria Calendar & Anida Dragname, Kandy Nasty & Anida Winter, Cubic Zirconia.

 

TV  was represented: represented  - Greys Anatomy: Dr McSteamy & Dr  Bailey, Reba McInTyre, Project Runway: Heidi Klum, Desperate Housewives: Gabrielle, John the Gardiner, Bre Van De Kamp, Will & Grace, Karen Walker Rosario, Murder She Wrote: Jessica Fletcher, The Nanny: Niles, CC Babcock, Sylvia,  Lanie Kazan, Yetta, Mr Sheffield, Fena Fine, Designing Women: Charlene,  Mary Jo, JulIa, Suzanne Bernice & Marjorie. Golden Girls: Blanche, Rose, Sofia & Dorothy (Ariel Sinclair, Jason Cozmo as Blanche Devereaux).

 

Did you find your name there? Imagine Panzi had to introduce all of these!

 

Here’s what they looked like:

 

(out of sequence sorry )

 

On board coming back from the Pines:

Where’s the Drag Repair when you need them?

So well trained, never out of position

Hang onto those wigs

 

On board going to the Pines:

The ever dapper official court photographer

 

Our other official photog

 

A Dixie Chick

 

Coming into the Pines:

 

 

I toot the horn and the yachts answer

This is what I live for!

 

Hello Boys

Look what I brought you!

 

Showing off at the Pines

The judges

 

 

 Showing off at the Pines

Sign her up!!!

 

 

Uh…no!

 

 

Bondi outdid himself!

 

The Amazing Golden Girls

 

Dakota Sue & Rick

 

 

WORKING THE BAR

 

These guys are amazing

 

THE PROS

 

 

Better get back to the boat

 

Is this the best the Pines could do?

 

Oy! These petals are unmanageable

 

It’s Rene Zelwigger

 

I’ll just wait for the perfect moment

 

 

 

 

 

Uh Oh – a R G

Let’s get below

 

 

 

 

 

Going Down!!!

 

 

The Essence of Patriotism

 

OK its now!

 

 

Is he taking me?

 

The Corps de Ballet

 

 

 

 

 

Drag Repair – our heroes

 

 

Don’t mess with this one!

 

Heidi!!!

Salute!

Hi There

AM I not wonderful???

Somalia pirate with a bucket of US Bailout $

 

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Does the Bishop know you’re here?

 

Goodbye Boys!!!

 

 

The look of the Future

 

Another year, another great Invasion………..next year!

Love you guys……………….. 

Jeannie