perfect day heralded an extraordinary Invasion inspired by the Grove’s new
Homecoming Queen Urban Sprawl, the denizens of debauchery delivered even more outlandish
fare than usual as their imaginations ran wild. Creativity as never before seen
dominated the event.
Miss Invasion 2009
Queen’s posse included Fatal Fawcett, Joey Puissant, Donna Piranha and her two
pussies( Bobbi Green and Doreen Rallo), Mistress Venus and her escort, Cobra,
Justin Case & Hugh Haul, Miss Kitty Litter & Trixie, Margo, Coco Love (as
a permanently flexed ballerina) with the Garden of Eden group: Acid
Betty, Anita Winter & Candy Nasty wearing the same dresses as the judges), Jackie Oasis and Empress Ann Teague. Our royals: Margo,
Lola, Philomena (ever the lady, impeccable as usual)
Follow the leader
But first, a Blessing
Freedner Twins, permanently conjoined, saw us off to the ferry.
Finally amidst a flurry of bubbles. Ringleader Panzi as the biggest
canary ever, herded us in board.
They are waiting on the Pines…………..for
Here is a
glossary of the passenger list:
Leather Men: Steve Rodriguez, Bruce Michael & Joe Saporito, Master Tom;
The Dixie Cup Chicks (Violet & Scarlet), Poly
Yourothane, Mademoiselle QUelle Dommage!
Ann Phetamine, Violet Storm, Mona Lisa, Karen &
Sheila the Bearded Lady,
Octamom (or Octahag) whose water broke at the Pines,
Pop Arotzi, Sweet & Low and Afro Desia, Fifi Sparkle, Porn
Star Scott Spear, Derel Lick.
In a gardening mode: Early Bird Specials, Babes in
Bloom, Rosa Thorn, Flora & Fauna, Lady Gardner.
Hedda Schlong, Meloveyou LongTime, Dick Philler, Rabbi
Mordin, Trixie Starr,
Patsy Tinkle & the Commodes, Babette, Betty Rehab, Chateau LaMe, Jean Nate,
Randolfe Wicker, Audrey Heartburn, Dr Marilyn
Crabcakes, JoJo Gerard, Angela Mercy,
Recessionista, Miss Behavin, Amy WhineHouse &
Blake, Serena, Miss ChiCHi Lopez,
Raven Glitters & Rick Felaney, Dakota Sue (hi
Babe), Juicy & Chicklet, Miss Ida KilledtheBitch,
Ritz Crackers, Anita Stoli, Ms YumYum Bankock, Divine
Reserection, Miss Blair Waldorf & Miss Serena Handerhoven. Miss Take, Norma
Desmond, Daisy Vanderbilt, Mistress Kiki, Sister Christina. Genna St Claire
& Marcel Massoso, Gina Del Orifiiche, Perucha, Lovely Betty Bitch, Elizabeth
Y Toilet, Messy Mary,
Real Housewives of Cherry Grove: Brook Haven, Beth Page,
Roz Lynn & Lynn Brook.
Rule Britannia, Somalia (and his Bailout Bucket).
Drag Repair made a spectacular Pines entrance disco
dancing on the pier in formation, hair spraying in unison (love these guys;
they even repaired one of my nails).
Back to the passenger list: Ice Queens, Gary
Gardens & Edie, Ms Gal De Trash, Miss Fortune.
Mother (Panzi’s protégé), Judy Jock Strap, Temperance
Couture, IKea, Diva Jackie DuPree, Chuck Machete & Tony I’mgonnacutyou, Martini Negra & Ray Baker, Festive
FourthFag, Susan Boyle, Adam Lambert – the Second Place Sisters,
Iman Adress, Fera Mones & Hor Mones, Maria
Calendar & Anida Dragname, Kandy Nasty & Anida Winter, Cubic Zirconia.
represented: represented - Greys
Anatomy: Dr McSteamy & Dr Bailey, Reba McInTyre, Project Runway: Heidi Klum, Desperate Housewives:
Gabrielle, John the Gardiner, Bre Van De Kamp, Will & Grace, Karen Walker
Rosario, Murder She Wrote: Jessica Fletcher, The Nanny: Niles, CC Babcock,
Sylvia, Lanie Kazan, Yetta, Mr
Sheffield, Fena Fine, Designing Women: Charlene, Mary Jo, JulIa, Suzanne Bernice & Marjorie. Golden
Girls: Blanche, Rose, Sofia & Dorothy (Ariel Sinclair, Jason Cozmo as Blanche Devereaux).
find your name there? Imagine Panzi had to introduce all of these!
Here’s what they looked like:
(out of sequence sorry )
On board coming back from the Pines:
Where’s the Drag Repair when you need them?
So well trained, never out of position
Hang onto those wigs
On board going to the Pines:
The ever dapper official court photographer
Our other official photog
A Dixie Chick
Coming into the Pines:
I toot the horn and the yachts answer
This is what I live for!
Look what I brought you!
Showing off at the Pines
Showing off at the Pines
Sign her up!!!
Bondi outdid himself!
The Amazing Golden Girls
Dakota Sue & Rick
WORKING THE BAR
These guys are amazing
Better get back to the boat
Is this the best the Pines could do?
Oy! These petals are unmanageable
It’s Rene Zelwigger
I’ll just wait for the perfect moment
Uh Oh – a R G
Let’s get below
The Essence of Patriotism
OK its now!
Is he taking me?
The Corps de Ballet
Drag Repair – our heroes
Don’t mess with this one!
AM I not wonderful???
Somalia pirate with a bucket of US Bailout $
Does the Bishop know you’re here?
The look of the Future
year, another great Invasion………..next year!